Leah Plays: A game that saves the muscles caught in the ceiling of the gymnasium

by | Jul 16, 2022 | Legends of Tabletop

A game that saves the muscles caught in the ceiling of the gymnasium


TITLE: A game that saves the muscles caught in the ceiling of the gymnasium
GENRE: Action, Casual, Indie

DEVELOPER: くそいサイト
PUBLISHER: くそいサイト
RELEASE DATE: Jun 28, 2022

ABOUT THIS GAME, FROM THE DEVELOPER:
“Game to save muscles caught on the ceiling of the gymnasium” is a new kind of shooting game where you have to hit a man caught on the ceiling of the gymnasium with a ball to rescue him.

As you know, many machos are caught on the beams near the ceiling of the gymnasium. I don’t know why these half-naked machos are trapped in the gymnasium ceiling. Players hit them with a special macho rescue ball in the shape of a volleyball, shock them and drop them off the ceiling.

Game features
There are two types of game modes that you can play.

In “Rescue Mode” you can rescue Macho until you are satisfied with unlimited time. Rescue and collect the occasional “rare macho”.

“Challenge mode” is a time attack mode that measures how quickly you can rescue 10 machos within the time limit.
SYSTEM REQUIREMENTS
MINIMUM:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)

Processor: Intel® Core™ i3-4130 or Core™ i5-3470 or AMD FX™-6100

Memory: 8 GB RAM

Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1060 OR AMD RX 5500

Storage: 1 GB available space
RECOMMENDED:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)

Processor: Intel® Core™ i5-4460 or AMD FX™-8300

Memory: 16 GB RAM

Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 1080 OR AMD RX 5600 XT (VRAM 6 GB OR HIGHER)

Storage: 1 GB available space



Remember dodgeball? Do you recall it with dread? I do. Running and dodging have never been skills that I possess. In any remotely athletic team sport where two sides picked participants, I have never been a first choice. Or second. Or third. And so on.

With this game, such memories can be tossed aside, and new ones forged. Memories that frame this honorable sport in a positive light. For reasons unknown, our obvious first choices for this dodgeball team have been wedged against the ceiling, and only by the joyful lobbing of bouncy, explosive orbs can they be released, letting gravity bring these men back down where they belong.

The player is tasked with rescuing many muscle-bound macho men from being strapped against the vaulted confines of this physics-defying gymnasium. This is done by launching balls at them, in hopes of dislodging these macho men from their lofty cages.

The weapon of choice here is a large, inflated ball. Some of you may remember having a red one tossed in your direction with great force. In this game, the player gets the chance to return the favor! Fling that ball at macho muscled men that are inexplicably strapped far above.

A successful dislodging is rewarded by hearing the helpless screams of these men as they fall. Justice!

The soundtrack changes as different macho men are rescued from imprisonment. There is a variety of macho men that you’ll find stuck to the ceiling, determined by masks, prismatic pulsating skintones, etc. They all need your help.

Gameplay remains casual throughout, if you are on the untimed rescue mode. I do need to try the other mode to determine if that mode qualifies as casual or not.

This game delivers great joy to players who enjoy throwing large bouncy balls at strapped, helpless men. Watch them flail around and squeal in terror as they fall from the perch above. I have tried to play my own game of aiming these himbos to fall into basketball goals but have only managed to trap one between the goal board mounting and gymnasium wall. Why are there giant voyeurs?

I guess if a tiny gymnasium started screaming you’d want to see what was happening, too.

10/10 flailing tentacles fling balls to the sky.